Lagomorphs Justify Delightful Quickies

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That's right, I'm reaching on reminder titles. Got a whole bag of nuthin' going for them right now. Tune in next week when I just flip open the dictionary for four random words. Meanwhile, hail to the end of November and the onset of Advent and all its Decemberween counterparts. Tis the season to be giving, for all men and women across the world. And we promise you this: if you give us answers for this week's quizly offering, then we'll give you funnies on Monday. See? Give and receive! Isn't this season great? Oh yeah! Doesn't even matter what religion you are! Everyone can see it, so everyone can share! Hot damn, we are such nice giving people, it's making me queasy inside!

For those of you who are thinking, "Yeah, but you guys are this giving EVERY week!", well, yes, we are. Christmas is year round for us. We love almost everybody, almost all the time. But around this time of year, we extend that love, even to those jerks in Pod Six. Even to Scientologists. Even Robert Patrick in Terminator 2, when he was really creepy.

So go and play and share the love! Oh yeah!

AL and CV receive five million dollars for their services and do not love any of you.

Comments

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Laying Jolie Despite Quiche

Licking Jack Daniels Quietly

You guys ain't -near- done.

[I am a fiend at acrophobia.]

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Not feeling peckish today? I was so hoping to virtually join you in a BBQ or pot roast of some tasty widdle kwet animal... :)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Another day, Demon Llama. There will be a tasty dinner soon enough.

Do I dare dine on the Lamb of God in three Thursdays? I DO DARE!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was scared of heights too, but then I got over it by developing a fear of depths instead. I feel so much more confident now.

[amberdulen.livejournal.com]

"Lagomorphs Justify Delightful Quickies"

Wow, CV. I had no idea you were furry.

Sweet!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Send me my $2.5 million ASAP kplzthx.

Re: Sweet!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's in my life insurance. All you have to do is kill me and it's yours. Better get cracking! ;-)

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, Lamb... take pictures, eh? ;)

Re: Sweet!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

But since I'm forging your policy so that you leave it all to me, she won't get nufin'! Bwhahahaha!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I first read that as "I had no idea you were funny." Then I reread it and realized it was even more insulting. Most impressive. I haven't been hit like that since prison.

[arckyosuke.livejournal.com]

A winner is your icon. May I take it?

Re: Sweet!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Don't you mess with my inheritance.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Certainly. Offer credit to almosthonest who created the icon. Original picture credit is, alas, unknown.

[psycholagomorph.livejournal.com]

I'm not a misanthrope, I'm a lagomorph!

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's off the Something Awful forums.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

LeRoi Jones Drowns Quetzacoatls! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzacoatl)

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

*excited that he finally figured out how to put pics on his quiz answers

You guys are in for it now..."do not love any of you", my @$$

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

The jerks in Pod Six, ok, the T1000, sure, but the $cientologists?! Wow, standards are sure slipping around here. Not even for $2.5M.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I already covered Leroy Jenkins. I guess LeRoi Jones needs some cred too.

And yes, I've seen a quetzlcoatl or two in my time. Although I'm preferential to the tasty pretzlcoatl, especially when covered in honey mustard dust. Mmmmm...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You are a wascally wabbit.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

I thought pretzlcoatls were dipped in chocolate.

[tzeentch.livejournal.com]

"Gonna Dress You Up In My Love," if I'm not mistaken.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Or yogurt!

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist..this picture is entitled "Bunnylicious".

(http://photobucket.com/)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

mmmm... fuzzy.

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Even Robert Patrick in Terminator 2, when he was really creepy.

And his ears? What about his ears?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Man's gotta fly somehow. Those Prince Charles Dumbo ears ain't just for show.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That would not be surprising at all. There or Fark.com. Headquarters of insanity since the birth of the intarwebs.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Acrophilia.

This is what happens when one does not drink coffee. Warn your children.

Re: Sweet!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

who are you kidding, you're actually the same person.

besides, you'd throw the same party with the ill-gotten gains.

Re: Sweet!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

who are you kidding, you're actually the same person.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH *gigglegigglesnort* HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[buzz.livejournal.com]

His ears are the source of his power. (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09252006.shtml)

Re: Sweet!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

who are you kidding, you're actually the same person.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH *gigglegigglesnort* HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think Mountain Dew gives me a better jolt than Coffee. Unless it's one of those crazy Turkish or Greek coffees. Those things will mess you right up.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for this. My musical knowledge is questionable at times.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'd give an unsullied Katie Holmes the boots for a good price. Sure, she's scientologist by proxy, but mmm boy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ack! Sully not the pretzlcoatl with improperly prepared cheese!

Re: Sweet!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Not so much the same person, as two humans that are so uncannily similar that they have interchangeable parts.

*pinching Ang's cheek, hearing CV yell 'Ouch', and giggling hysterically

Re: Sweet!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, I hate you.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Despite the prodigious hate I hold for Big Red Can Cola Company, I must give them props for actually creating a good-tasting energy drink - the Fury and Blue Demon variants of Full Throttle. Great straight up, or, as I prefer them, mixed 2:1 with vodka (plain or orange or peach).

As for Jolt - try to lay your hands on some of the White Lightning flavor. Clear Grape Goodness, with all the kick of the cola-flavored version.

Re: Sweet!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was implying that you and llovellama were the same person, not you and CV... hence, the back-and-forth about offing CV was merely a clever ruse to throw us off the scent of the true killer... i_calgon8!

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Me not know how to put shiny picture things in posts, BUT...

http://www.hutten.org/rob/funniest/bigpot6.jpg

Re: Sweet!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

i_calgon8...sounds strangely soothing...

[pirho-maniac.livejournal.com]

Dood, icon ♥.

[lostfox555.livejournal.com]

Koala! I suppose if you can get past the cute, fuzzy exterior...

Re: Sweet!

[luliepants.livejournal.com]

i've been meaning to ask you, where did you make your icons like the one you are using here? i've seen them around lj a bunch but i can never seem to find where to make them.

[ghymoreid.livejournal.com]

Bathophobia? (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bathophobia) Excellent!

I swear I am not a language geek. I swear I am not a language geek.

Re: Sweet!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

http://www.dookyweb.com/avatars.html

Re: Sweet!

[luliepants.livejournal.com]

thanks!