Queens Don't Jump Lithely

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Late in the summer we sit, watching fearfully as September crawls inexorably closer, bringing with it new school seasons, greater workloads, and an increase in stress and trauma. Fear it not; brace yourself with a dose of fun, ljdq style! Forget all your worries and strife and take this week's high-intensity low-calorie quiz if you haven't already done so. It'll be good for you. Take the edge off. Make you a better person.

Meanwhile, I'll make myself a better person by eating a bunny.


Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[woap.livejournal.com]

Do queens jump like bunnies?

[drbear.livejournal.com]

BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Dude, for once I'm ahead of the curve. Played before the reminder, and have that bunny as an icon already. Let's just hope my funneh is cooperating too. :)

[arib.livejournal.com]

The bunny, for his/her part is regarding you with a "neener neener neener!"

[blu-matt.livejournal.com]

Bunnies that lick electric fences ROCK!

[david192.livejournal.com]

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm... pancakes. Now available at the International House of Lagomorphs.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Rock? Don't you mean SHOCK?

[blu-matt.livejournal.com]

I know what I mean... (he says enigmatically)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We'll see how mocking he is with a fresh coat of barbecue sauce.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You are doubly ahead of the curve. Does that make you curvy?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Bunny jumps queen. Kitten jumps queen. Ferret jumps queen!

Gangkute!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

remember to shave or burn the hair off first.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

So much cuteness! The horror!

Except for ferrets. Stanky!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I've seen Eddie Izzard hop about on stage quite energetically, so I'll go with a cautious "Yes."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yes. Replace the hairy coat with a saucy coat. That'sa one spicy bunneh a-comin' up!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And I know that you know what you mean.

[elfie-samurai.livejournal.com]

Yes, but is the bunny low-calorie as well?

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Yea verily, I am quite curvaceous. :D

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

He looks small. Can't be too heavy on the intake. Unless we sauce him up with a shitload of butter and mayo. Which, granted, is possible.

[elfie-samurai.livejournal.com]

And which would also, granted, possibly make him taste better.

By the way, when you're through with him, can I have the pelt? I've been needing a new undead assisstant for my arcane midnight rituals and he looks highly resurrectable...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

SCHWING!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Cutest Zombie Rabbit Ever.

[uberhero.livejournal.com]

Braaaaainnnnnsss...

But Zombunny, you're not a carnivore!

*Zombunny looks confused*
*Zombunny appears to attempt to think*
Graaaaaainnnnnnnssss?