Les Jambes de Quebec

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Thursday comes and goes;
ljdq still wants you
to go forth and play.

What is this week's theme?
So easy to discover
But no webcheating!

Fuzzy animals?
Not for me today thank you;
Binging on haiku.

Comments

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

No animals here?
There were none last week, either!
Civ must be hungry.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Haiku not da bomb
Quizlings only want to play
When fuzzies are lunch

[portkey.livejournal.com]

You wrote some haiku;
somehow, I feel compelled to
kill you in your sleep.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

OMG WT
F LOL, aren't you
gonna be hungry?

I got nothing but I wanted to play.

[kestrel127.livejournal.com]

Why is it, pray, that
we call it LJDQ?
Quiz occurs weekly.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

CV getting fat;
Furry creatures bad for heart
But mmmmm so tasty.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Haiku better than
Sonnets, quatrains, or other
Shakespearean crap.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Urge to kill rising.
Can't sleep; portkey will kill me.
Can't murder; eating.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Will survive upon
Girl Scout cookies; o sweet bliss
Chocominty good.

Re: I got nothing but I wanted to play.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Traditions die hard.
Therein lies the first myst'ry.
Also, we're lazy.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

great, more haiku here.
multipurpose haiku line:
"dance for me, bitches."

[caits-cheverst.livejournal.com]

Binging on Haiku
Is at least superior
To death by Sake.

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

Yellow Submarine
Keeps repeating in my head
I blame you for this

[songquake.livejournal.com]

to ban other songs
try paula abdul's "straight up":
a musical enema

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in
The jukebox, baby.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Good sushi buffet
With all you can drink sake
Made us drunken fools.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ev'ry quizling knows:
The Bangles cure song looping.
WALK LIKE EGYPTIAN!

[thecuckoo.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy animals
Are not appealing today?
Try hairless ones, then.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

I have much trouble
Making a haiku because
I can never complete my thought in just seventeen syllables.

Dammit.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

blackhearts and joan jett;
i knew not they haiku'd so.
wurlitzer of joy.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

the most egregious
earworm offender won't fit,
for "it's a small world."

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

How very odd that
One who's called "I calculate"
Can't write a haiku.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and laugh.
My wife, the English teacher,
Laughs at me when I try to write a haiku, too.

Dammit! *headdesk*

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

A math man marries
A language woman; What will
The kids be, you think?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

You can imagine
How often we read the book
'The Phantom Tollbooth' to our kids, what with Digitopolis and Dictionopolis and...


AGGGHHHHH!!! *repeated headdesking*