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Mar. 9th, 2006 11:09 amThursday, I say,
tralloo, trallay!
So gray, this day,
so stay and play!
And by play I mean, of course, play this week's fun-filled action-packed quiz! It is there, the ray of sunshine in your bleak workday, the perfect study break for the diligent student, that jumper cable that triggers the spark of creativity, that subliminal command that tells you you need more pudding and gin. Heed its subtle call, and play! Do it!
As for this week's edibles, it's time to lash out at the endangered species list. No picture this time, but the article talks about monkey hippies, and I'm all over that. They're going down. (Thanks to
kokopellinelli for alerting me to their grave situation. Time to make it graver.)
tralloo, trallay!
So gray, this day,
so stay and play!
And by play I mean, of course, play this week's fun-filled action-packed quiz! It is there, the ray of sunshine in your bleak workday, the perfect study break for the diligent student, that jumper cable that triggers the spark of creativity, that subliminal command that tells you you need more pudding and gin. Heed its subtle call, and play! Do it!
As for this week's edibles, it's time to lash out at the endangered species list. No picture this time, but the article talks about monkey hippies, and I'm all over that. They're going down. (Thanks to
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Date: 2006-03-09 08:20 am (UTC)Also ... monkey butlers?
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Date: 2006-03-09 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 08:28 am (UTC)On the bright side, one more day until spring break!
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Date: 2006-03-09 08:42 am (UTC)We share 99% of our genes with these creatures, but apparently the group/public sex gene wasn't a complete carryover when we branched off as a species 7 million years ago.
Anthropologists and evolutionary biologists theorize it's because we'd never get anything else done if we hadn't developed this peculiarly human trait of wanting most of our sexual encounters to be private. I mean, I IS hard to concentrate on the daily accounts sheets when Bob, Ted and Jane are taking turns copulating on the break table.
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Date: 2006-03-09 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 08:44 am (UTC)And bonobos might not be so good as monkey butlers if they insist on having sex with everyone. I mean really. Can you imagine if Batman had a monkey butler instead of Alfred? "I'll be in the cave, Alfred." - "Very good, Master Bruce. I'll be having sex with young Dick upstairs then."
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Date: 2006-03-09 09:29 am (UTC)(Thanks!)
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Date: 2006-03-09 09:58 am (UTC)the monkey's theme song
Date: 2006-03-09 09:59 am (UTC)"let's kiss, not fight! try to do what's right tonight. make love, not war. what the hell are we living for?"
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Date: 2006-03-09 11:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 11:58 am (UTC)(that was addressed to the bonobo, not you. I'm sure you're not a sex monkey. ;-) )
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Date: 2006-03-09 12:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 03:58 pm (UTC)I'm sure there are other terms for "consensual group sex", too.
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Date: 2006-03-10 07:36 pm (UTC)My dad was in the military for nearly 20 years, and it's commonly used to describe a totally chaotic situation.
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Date: 2006-03-10 07:38 pm (UTC)Haha, I got to that part and I was like "Whoa...you just don't hear about military orgies enough these days." Then I finished the sentence and was, to be honest, a tad disappointed.
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