Laughy, Jaffe, Daffy, Qadhafi!

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And on the First Of December, I opened up the first window of my Advent Calendar, and ate the tasty chocolate thus revealed. And then I opened the other twenty-three and scarfed down their newly-revealed goodies as well, because who has the patience for all that crap?

Then I went to the store and bought twenty-three more Advent Calendars. It's gonna be one of those months.

But let the first of December also remind you that this week's quiz is still up and running and that you should hurry up and play if you have not already done so.

Since it officially the holiday season, I'll celebrate by eating something appropriate.



Plus, I'll give you a holiday poem, just because I can.

An Hollydaye Treatyze

A is for Advent, a calendar of sweet
B is for Blitzen, a venison treat
C is for Christmas, the birthday of Jesus
D is for Drinking, which goes great with cheeses
E is for Eggnog, which makes me roly-poly
F is for Fa La La, and other carols holy
G is for Goose, upon which the chefs toil
H is for Hannukah, and eight days of oil
I is for Irritable, Irrational, Irate
J is for Jingle Bells, on my nerves they grate
K is for Kwanzaa, because it's PC
L is for Lines At Stores, that cause misery
M is for Mistletoe- give me a smoochie
N is for Nutmeg, which tastes sweet on hoochie
O is for Orange, an unseasonal colour
P is for Presents, that's what we're all here for
Q is for Quality, sacrificed for money
R is for Rudolph, with nose red and runny
S is for Santa, an anagram of Satan
T is for Times Square, and New Year's Celebratin'
U is for Unlucky, if your birthday's on Christmas
V is for Valentine's, not quite yet upon us
W is for Winter, with cold, snow, and ice
X is for XMas Tree, all decorated and nice
Y is for Yulelog, which burns hot and pleasin'
Z is for Zoloft, the cure for the season!


(Ed: I apologize for Letter N. Couldn't think of anything better, and... well... yeah. My bad.)


Play, before Jack Frost nips off your buds, or something!