L.Ron, J-Lo, D-Day, Q-Bert

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It is irony in the truest, most unalanisest form that I must be reminded to issue a reminder. And yet, behold, it is truth. Okay, it happens a lot, because I am quite an absent-minded professor at times. In my defense, I had a big gin and tonic for lunch. And for dinner. And I might have one again. Damn right.

But enough about my senility and drinking habits. The quiz continues, and our two week ten question extravaganza is almost complete. Go on and play; you have just over a day to submit your wit and wisdom to us. Or just your wit. Or just a bunch of alphanumeric characters that you have banged, monkey-like, on your keyboard in the infinitesimal hope of producing a Shakespearean epic. We'll let you know how it turns out, Monkey Shakespeare.

That's right. I'm talking to you, monkey.

Comments

[i-am-stillwater.livejournal.com]

Monkeys are smart. They check my spelling errors whenever i go on Livejurnal.

What's that you say monkey number 375? O before U?

OK!
Livejournal. :)

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

*starts bouncing around a pyramid*

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

*wanders around, picking nits off other quizmonkeys*

[feste.livejournal.com]

*starts rolling flaming barrels down on other quizmonkeys to impede their progress*

[tzeentch.livejournal.com]

*grabs hammer, smashes barrels as theme music plays*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

MonkeySoft Word's spellcheck function is decent, although it tends to add "oo oo" to the end of sentences at random.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Stop! Obelisk Time!

[lazy-alex.livejournal.com]

Is that like "Stop! Hammer time!" at all?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yes. Just with extra syllables. And, you know, obelisks.

[lazy-alex.livejournal.com]

Now, see, if MC Hammer had spent his money on obelisks, instead of shiny trousers, he'd be much cooler.

Although scary and half-naked.

Okay, let's scrap that idea...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Hammer, is that an obelisk in your pocket or are you ju- AAAAAHHHH!!! GOD, MY EYES!!!!"

[lazy-alex.livejournal.com]

Thankyou. Thankyou straight to hell.


That is a mental image that no amount of booze and pudding can fix.

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Maybe he should have put the shiny trousers on a monkey. He might have had a second hit.

[marveen.livejournal.com]

Oook.

[shippygrl.livejournal.com]

Donkey Kong!!!!

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

*waves arms around on a platform instead of, I don't know, HELPING*

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

L.Ron? You must mean L-ron! :D

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

CV, you are the reason LiveJournal exists.

With that said, someone save my goddamned eyes before I remove them from their sockets with flaming hot sporks that are also made of sulfuric acid.