Lemurs Jump; Ducks Quack

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Despite all the forces of unspeakable horror work piling up, there is still time to spread the good word- the quiz is still out there! Yes, you have extra time this round, and that means no slacking! There's no excuse! You have a whole weekened to goof off, in case you're all studious and stuff during the week. So get moving and set those fingers to your keyboards, and let the funny roll on. And once you're done with that, tell a friend, and get them to play. They'll thank you for it. Trust me.

And now, to satiate my hunger, a picture of Lindsay Lohan nekkid!
...
Heh, just kidding. I wouldn't eat that. Well, maybe. Just a little nibble.

And now for something completely different, a quiz with ten questions!

Comments

[cpip.livejournal.com]

I know all the answers, but can't come up with funny! *cries*

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't eat what? The picture or a nekkid Lindsey herself?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. So you say.

The last friend I told about the ljdq now refuses to speak to me, at any time, for any reason, at all, ever. Some thanks.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

They are bitter that you get quoted & they do not. Their lack of funny is not your problem.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Pictures are kinda nasty to taste. Even extra ketchup and mustard and salt won't help make a polaroid any more palatable.

Lindsey, on the other hand...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It is your secret shame. Do or do not; there is no try, young grasshoppah.

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Well, heck. Sometimes a girl enjoys a little nibble ...

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Quizzes, funny, and the wisdom of the ages.

Shiniest. Comm. Ever.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Yea, and verily I shall worketh on thine quiz.

Unless I get a better offer this weekend...

Ow! I'll do it! I'll do it!!

alternate strategy

[angledge.livejournal.com]

In lieu of funny,
we also accept haiku -
funny haiku rocks.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There is no better offer! Unless someone commands you to KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! If so, then by all means, heed the word of Zod.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Pod Six is jerks. You know it.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Nibbles for all! And all for nibbles!

Re: alternate strategy

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it rocks not,
Like when a poet newbie
Miscounts the number of syllables in the last line, fucking everything up.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Nice cupholder in that icon, BTW.

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

You big tease! Or were you planning to find someone else to nibble on me?

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

and scritchy scritchies. :D

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Why, thanks! It's also a really damn good way to cool down when it's been as hot as it's been here (or was that weekend). It was a nice freezing cold orange smoothie.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Zod. Right, got it. Will write that down for future reference.

k-n-two e's-l before Zed-o-d

Will also refrain from saying 'Zod off' to them, when they do command.

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, nibbles and scritches. I know what I'M getting up to this weekend!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

We're going to Ren Fest 9/24, I'll look for you, the girl with the orange smoothie in her bodice. :D

-1, poor haiku form

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Five, seven ... nineteen.
Nineteen? Poor chaosvizier.
Work has killed your brain.

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

I may not have the smoothie, but I spend a lot of time on the wall to the left of the stage at the White Hart Tavern, especially at Final Pub Sing.

Hey!! MiniLJDQ pub crawl?

[phoenixsansfyr.livejournal.com]

At first I read that as nipples for all.

And my immediate response was "Well, DUH, unless you live in some weird Heinlein-esque universe where both belly buttons AND nipples are rendered obsolete."

[phoenixsansfyr.livejournal.com]

The icon doth say it, therefore true it is.

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

Ever notice that "Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!" scans perfectly to the fanfare from the Superman theme?

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

*looks at it again*

No it doesn't. You have to elide one of the syllables to get it to work.

*shrugs*

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

You said Zed... *snicker*

*ducks blows from non-American/apparently non-Virginian members of community*

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Right! Will attempt to find you there. :)

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I'm channeling McKay from Stargate: Atlantis. :D

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Or a Disney cartoon. None of the male characters ever have nipples*. It's very sad.

*

[phoenixsansfyr.livejournal.com]

Disney is the product of excessive LSD use, with a side snort of cocaine and ecstasy. We can safely say that we shall ignore Disney-land, except in our more drunken states.

[phoenixsansfyr.livejournal.com]

NO! ELISION IS BAD.

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

But Eleison is... nah, never mind, that doesn't work.

Either.

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. That explains it. Totally never seen it. ^__^

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Kyrie eleison?

[osiris-06.livejournal.com]

Being American and an idiot, it took me a year of watching that show to realize why on earth he calls them "ZedPMs." I lose.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

He's from that wacky neighbor of ours to the north, Canada! ;)

Lurve me some McKay. He's so snarky.

::in Lurve::

[evil-genius-man.livejournal.com]

How old is this picture of Lindsay? If it's anything recent, you can just keep it to yourself. I prefer the Lindsay from about a year back, when she was still hot. You know, as in the non-anorexic Lindsay that actually had breasts.

[evil-genius-man.livejournal.com]

Oh, and when she didn't dye her hair. Red hair > Blonde hair.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I completely agree. Stick-figure Lindsay is yuck. "Mean Girls" Lindsay... now that's a Tootsie Roll Pop I'd like to get to the center of.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

On that note, what's with the nipples on Batman's armor in the movies? Is that really necessary?

On the other hand, Katie Holmes' nipples at the end of Batman Begins... Ow! My eyes!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Try my new calling service, 1-900-NIBBLES. $1.35 the first nibble, $0.35 each additional nibble. Children, don't even think about calling. Offer void outside the continental United States.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Down the road that I must travel, through the darkness of the night!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Whose bike is that?"
"It's not a bike, it's a chopper."
"Whose chopper is that?"
"Zed's."
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Red hair > Blonde hair.

Yes indeedy!

[lord-of-evil.livejournal.com]

Kyrie, ignis divine, eleison?

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me; I'm just a choirgirl.

[csflick.livejournal.com]

I can't sleep. Too much chocolate caffeine...urrr!