Lock, Jock, Dock, Quoi?

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Summer fast approaches, unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere, but not even the changing of the seasons can slow down the juggernaut that is the quiz. This week's exquisite offering awaits you all with baited breath. Well, if it could breathe, it would. We'll bait our breaths in its stead. Surely you want to taste the exotic delicacy that is the quiz. Do not fear; it doesn't bite at all. Maybe it stings a little, like when the geek in physics class zaps you with the mobile teslacoil. But it's all good clean fun. So come on out and play, yes, everyone! New members, come dance with the old! Veterans, show them how it's done! Let's make a big party out of it.

And if you've already answered, then you've done your civic duty and may proceed directly to the bar and order your favorite drink. Unless you're underage, because we frown on that, having always been extremely responsible drinkers throughout our lives.

(insert obvious snickering sounds here)

And now, a game of Meet The Moderators! Here we are in San Francisco.

Anyone who makes a "eating cute fuzzy animals" joke gets a faceful of KAPOW. ;-)