Wonder-Quiz Powers, Activate!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Thor's Day is upon us, which means lightning bolts shall smite those of ye foolhardy enough to resist the lure of this week's quiz. Don't be shy! Go forth and play! Tell all your friends about how good it is to play! Preach to the unbelievers until they convert to our wisdom!

Right. With that out of the way, we move forward. This quiz marks a curious landmark in quizzing, for it will be the first time that angledge and chaosvizier will be grading the quiz in the same room. Aye, the magic of the internet has always allowed us to keep in touch through email and IM and livejournal and what not... but in person? Such a radical concept! Who knows what magic and madness will be wrought this holiday weekend?¹

Speaking of landmarks, we're gradually approaching 1000 watchers, as well as coming up on the quiz's one-year anniversary. Wonderments and atrocities everywhere! Keep on pimping; the more the merrier!

I'm taking a break from eating cute things this week, as I fear the wrath of Holy Laser Breath Jesus. He's always watching...

But if you really need fuzzy pictures, here's one I took on New Years Day:


¹We know exactly what will happen. We'll get really loaded, laugh a lot, and forget to post the answers on the holiday.

Comments

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

Boy, I hope that badger has a tail.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

You. You tricked me!

Saw a superscripted number, did I. Then for the footnote search, I did. A footnote was there not.

Tricksy the chaosvizier is, hrmmm.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Fooled myself, I did! Distracted by monkey, I was. Try again, I shall.

[hippiedancer.livejournal.com]

Indeed! False-footnote-advertising, I call that .

Monkeys!!!

[marasca.livejournal.com]

When I saw the badger I thought it was a post from thereject. You tricked me!

More importantly, OMG, how did I not tell you about the video we watched in Japanese class on Monday? It was a news report about a town that had a problem with monkey gangs. Yes, monkey gangs. The Japanese are generally so wekk behaved that I supposed someone had to pick up the slack on crime and chaos, and the monkeys were just the men for the job! So the town was near the forests, and the cute little monkeys used to come into town and people would feed them. Well, when the people stopped feeding them, the monkeys were faced with a tough decision: eat leaves, or attack people and steal their poundcake, yams and other assorted goodies? If you were a monkey, what would you do? There were monkeys that teamed up to distract the driver of a yam truck while others stole yams. There were monkeys that jumped people in grocery store parking lots. And best of all, monkeys that jumped in through the open windows of slow moving cars to cavort through the car looking for food while the drivers shrieked and tried to throw them out.

The twofold moral of the story is: 1. Monkeys really are hilarious and 2. When driving through a monkey-infested town, roll your windows up.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

If really teh intarnets you were, be so easily distracted would you not. Oh... wait. The intarnets it is we talking about are.

Re: Monkeys!!!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That is the greatest story in the history of monkeydom. Monkeys are never not funny. Even the story Jane Goodall told about tribes of chimpanzees waging war on neighboring tribes is, somehow, still funny. Go Monkeys!

Disclaimer: While monkeys are always funny, the Monkees are only sometimes funny. Viewers take note.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Who knows what magic and madness will be wrought this holiday weekend?

I know. But you're going to have to wait to find out :)

[novemberhour.livejournal.com]

Hmm, beat me to it. Yeeps.

[novemberhour.livejournal.com]

Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!

Oh how I love the ljdq, for temporarily taking my mind off resume writing and cover letters.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I want Max von Sydow chanting, "The superpowers of Christ compel you! The superpowers of Christ compel you!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

As a side note, your icon is most triumphant. TOO MUCH HAIR!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

My icon is also stealable. It's ok, he's putting the hair away.

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

I second that! That would kick ass.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

What is the holiday this weekend for?

-ignorant Canadian

[iankeith.livejournal.com]

o.o

You know that...

You...

I...

>_< I was gonna say something here and you broke me. Dammit.
It'shistailyoufriggin'weirdo,doyoureallylikebadgerpenisesthatmuch?

[drbear.livejournal.com]

This quiz marks a curious landmark in quizzing, for it will be the first time that angledge and chaosvizier will be grading the quiz in the same room.

Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

*blinks at badger* I *hope* that's a tail. If not, OMG WAH DISTANT COUSIN OF CRAZY FROG.

Re: Monkeys!!!

[cpip.livejournal.com]

The Monkees could be funny. And they weren't even that bad musically.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Here in the USA, we call the last Monday in May "Memorial Day". I think that means we have a three-day weekend to barbecue and drink beer untill we lose all semblance of memory. Or maybe you're supposed to go out and hug a memorial. Whichever works best for you.

[xgreenjudasx.livejournal.com]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

And gin . . .

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Last weekend we had "Victoria Day", in which you're supposed to get drunk and hug someone named Victoria.

Despite our differences, we are united in our drunken hugging of various things!

Re: Monkeys!!!

[hippiedancer.livejournal.com]

Davy Jones was my first rock-star crush. Is it a little creepy that my mother crushed on him too....when they were actually on network TV?
But really..."I wanna be free
Don't say you love me, say you like me
But when I need you beside me
Stay close enough to guide me
Confide in me, whoa whoa"
No-strings attached liking...isn't that what every elementary schooler dreams of? Somehow I missed the point and kept dreaming of knights in armor...with guitars. Or tambourines.

[akiyasan.livejournal.com]

And here in Indianapolis, we call that last Monday "Recover from hangover and/or neck wrenchs from watching the Indy 500". :-)

[ladylostris.livejournal.com]

"I hate fuzzy bunny rabbits!"

Oh wait, that's a monkey. I like fuzzy monkeys. I also do, in fact, like fuzzy bunny rabbits. We have one here at home, actually.

[iankeith.livejournal.com]

Sheesh...calm down, and pull the stick out of your ass already.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

No need to be afraid. We'll probably be too liquored up to be dangers to anyone but ourselves.

[alliterator.livejournal.com]

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

I'm so, so sorry. It was an involuntary reaction. I... MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY QUIZLING! QUIZLING!

Damn.

Not uncut, intact.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

The correct term is intact, since that's the natural state. It's like calling someone who still has their appendix unappendectomized. :)

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

It's scary how ignorant America is. Kudos to your sex life. :D