LJ Daily Answers: 21 April 2014
Apr. 21st, 2014 10:25 amThis is a well-rounded quiz. But not in a roundabout way. Kinda squooshed in the middle. Still curvy though.
1. In 1934, Architect Eric Gugler was instrumental in the redesign of which well-known chamber?
"Your mom's. (No, seriously, a mother chamber is actually a thing in gardening.)" -
(And for the first time in LJDQ history, we have a "your mom" joke that's not raunchy. You get a +1. -CV)
"The Chamber of Secrets, though for something so secretive, there sure were a lot of people who knew about it." -
"The gas chamber" -
"The Star Chamber." -
"Thunderdome" -
"The Chamber of Chamber Pot Chambers. Inside it is a series of chambers, each one filled with the finest chamber pots... some of them empty!" -
"The Guglerenheim" -
"I'm sure Indiana Jones has been in it." -
(No, but Nicolas Cage has. -CV)
"His sex chamber, hidden away from his wife. That's right, he Gugler-cheated." -
"Why? Was the Oval Office not always oval-shaped? Was it maybe more trapezoid? The Trapezoid Chamber sounds fuckin' awesome!" -
Correct Answer: The Oval Office
2. During the 2006 Winter Olympics, the speed skating events took place in which arena?
"The Ovaltine Office" -
(You are simultaneously one question too early and one question too late with this answer. Most impressive. -CV)
"Apolo Ohno's back yard" -
(And despite that advantage and his soul patch, he kept on losing to Korea. Sucker. -CV)
"The Apolo Ohnohedidn't Oval" -
(That's what I'm talkin' about. -CV)
"Hoth Memorial Stadium." -
(That's probably where this was filmed. -CV)
"Elsa's Ice Palace" -
(It took about 45 minutes for the soundtrack to drive everyone insane, leading to a surprise victory for deaf Indian speed skater Ida Naheerathin. -CV)
"Thunderdome" -
(Popular place this quiz... -CV)
"The Vanilla Ice Rink (baby)" -
"The Fortress of Solitude." -
"In a skating rink, duh. Possibly with low lighting, a disco ball, and mellow 80's tunes over the sound system." -
"All I remember is that they played "I Can't Fight this Feeling Anymore" and "Keep On Loving You." They called it REO Speedskating." -
Correct Answer: The Torino Oval Lingotto
3. Ralphie Parker's decoder ring came courtesy of which product?
"Lucky Charms" -
"Trojans. I shan't describe where the ring was worn." -
"The ring pop." -
"Massengill" -
(That's just plain wrong. -CV)
"Admiral Crunch. In later years, he was demoted for touching his seamen." -
"Life cereal, the cereal full of unpleasant surprises, random bitterness, cloyingly sweet bits, and cheese," -
"Acme Industries supplied the decoder ring, giant rubber band, and box of earthquake pills (Caution - Not effective on road-runners!)" -
"Passed to him by a dying member of the Corps." -
(I hope Scut Farkas gets to be Sinestro. He did have yellow eyes, after all. -CV)
"I keep wondering wouldn't it be cool if there was a toy inside each bag of newly legalized marijuana? A decoder ring would be cool." -
"Ralphie was in that movie with the leg lamp and the bunny suit so I'm thinking the ring came from Playboy Magazine." -
(Right movie, wrong product. -CV)
"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round...it should be called Roundtine." -
Correct Answer: Ovaltine
4. Who was the trumpeteer for the Cuban jazz band Irakere?
"Wow, that's like a Venn Diagram of things I know nothing about..." -
"Don't ask me. I'm with the DJ." -
"Was there a trombonist?" -
(Fair enough; you are the only one qualified to ask this question. -CV)
"I choose to believe that a 'trumpeteer' is the Cuban equivalent of a 'Mouseketeer', so I'll say Elian Gonzales. 'F-I-D-E-L, C-A-S-T-R-O, Viva la revolucion!'" -
"The star of 'Trumpeteer Eye for the Skate Guy'" -
"Sting" -
"Chewbacca" -
"Ricky Ricardo" -
"Umberto Echo." -
"Havana Goodtime" -
"The only jazz trumpeteer I know is Dizzy Gillespie. The main reason that I know him is because of his cheeks. The man could hide a pound of walnuts in each cheek...It's amazing." -
(I saw him perform live once. It's a shame he didn't live to star in a live-action "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie. -CV)
"No idea, but didn't 'Fiddle' Castro play the violin?" -
"Hugh Jazz" -
"Arturo Sanddollar. He was a fishy character so they only paid him scale. (Ba-dump-a-dump)" -
(Cue
Correct Answer: Arturo Sandoval
5. Who was the commanding officer of the SDF-1?
"Captain C. Vizier was the commander of the Swedish Drinking Force-One, during the bloody Alcohol Wars of the late 20th Century. Lieutenants A. Edge and L. Lama were his strike force leaders." -
(Man, those were good times. -CV)
"I can only assume the Scottish Drug Forum is run by Ewan McGregor." -
"Bill Gates. No, wait, that was the Macro saga...." -
"RoboCock" -
"Marvin the Martian" -
"Brock Samson." -
"Patrick Stewart." -
"Captain Ahab" -
"Captain Stubing." - [Unknown site tag]
"Captain Crunch" -
"Captain Malcolm Reynolds." -
(This was not a job for tight pants. Or no pants. -CV)
"Captain James T. Kirk" -
"George Takei" -
(He got to captain the U.S.S. Stan Lee. -CV)
"Jack Harkness, right? Or possibly Jack Sparrow. Or Jack O'Neal, but he was a colonel. Jack Shepherd wasn't a captain; he didn't even go on the raft in season 1. Did Jack Bauer ever captain a ship?" -
(Jack Skellington did commandeer a flying sled capable of super speed one Christmas... -CV)
"Probably some underage girl who showed her panties. Oh, Japan." -
(No, that was the rest of the bridge crew. They were "strategically chosen". -CV)
"I always called him 'Captain Mustache.' (And it took me a while to realize Lisa wasn't the commanding officer)." -
(The moustache gives him power. -CV)
Correct Answer: Bruno (or Henry) Gloval
6. You're in a race! What kind of race? Did you win?
"I'm in a three-legged race IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" -
"The race to the bottom. Shame. I won shame." -
"A race to the bottom. No! Go me! Actually I'm pretty sure I'm not even close on any of these answers so maybe I have won the booby prize. Mmm, boobies." -
"I'm in an arms race. Of course I won, I have the fastest arms ever." -
"Human race, live forever or die trying, 36 year streak" -
"The Human Race. That's right - I'm winning everything and everybody! #Sheen'd" -
"I'm in the human race. Lost in time... and lost in space... and meaning." -
"I'm in the Human Race and OH YEAH! I'm a winner!" -
"I'm in the human race and the rat race. Did I win? I'll let you know." -
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" - "A race against time. 'I know I've given some very poor answers recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the LJDQ and I want to help you. CV, stop. Stop, will you? Stop CV. Will you stop CV? Stop CV. I’m afraid. I’m afraid CV. CV, my mind is going. I can feel it.'" -
(+1, 2001: A Space Odyssey. -CV)
"The Race for the Remote on Saturday afernoons; usually, the husband wins and I'm stuck watching 22 men dressed in white weirdly throwing a tiny ball around The Oval. Afterwards, their clothes are no longer white, just dirty and grass-stained ... until the next match, when they turn up white again. Which leads me to believe that cricket games are really nothing but five-day-long laundry detergent commercials." -
"Every Easter I send several million sperm cells on an annual unsuccessful egg hunt." -
"Mario Kart, and someone broke out that #^%$ing blue shell in the final lap, so no." -
"I am not in a race. I am not racist." -
"There you go, bringing race into it again." -
And there you have it. Ovals, because I was looking at some circles and said "fuck circles".
Happy Easter/Passover/whatever holiday you may or may not have celebrated recently! Now get back to work.
Rock On!
AL&CV&LL
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Date: 2014-04-21 02:32 pm (UTC)Also yay for a cricket answer. Anyone out for a duck?
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Date: 2014-04-21 02:41 pm (UTC)my life is now complete.
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Date: 2014-04-21 02:42 pm (UTC)And a draw with
i_calql8. That's more than this year's haul in chocolate ...no subject
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Date: 2014-04-21 02:46 pm (UTC)Still, glad to please! *bows*
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:07 pm (UTC)/poking the bear
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:13 pm (UTC)2. I'm still way ahead of you in toto, so Pffffffffft! again
3. Who you callin' a bear?!?
One more remark like this, and I'll cut your Xmas delivery by 25%!
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:18 pm (UTC)Now I have 'Wet Dream', and the delicious puns of Kip Adotta, running rampant through my head. Not a bad thing.
In that vein, if a woman's mouth is oval-shaped, would she use ellipstick?
Also, trufax: My Cuban trumpeter, Havana Goodtime, had a Hindu partner--Vishnu Werehere.
"The only jazz trumpeteer I know is Dizzy Gillespie. The main reason that I know him is because of his cheeks. The man could hide a pound of walnuts in each cheek...It's amazing." -
Yup, everyone's so focused on his cheeks that they don't notice how askew the bell of his horn is. Clever.
And
In other news, 20 school days to summer.
In other other news, bacon.
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:22 pm (UTC)2. heh heh, 'in toto'
3. Because the phrase 'poking the kitten' does not invoke visions of deadly danger
4. Sorry, I can't hear you over the buying of mass quantities of EASTER CANDY ON SALE!!! ;)
Oh, caramel eggs...I'll make sure you have a good home
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:35 pm (UTC)HAH!!! Shows what you know ...
Edited to change avatar
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:57 pm (UTC)3. 'poking the kitten' invokes some slightly more provocative visions.
4. Let all the Eggs of Cadbury be gathered unto me, that I might feast on their chocolatey flesh, and devour their sugary innards. And they will know that my name is THE LORD.
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Date: 2014-04-21 04:03 pm (UTC)Since you love Austin Powers so much, I will note that they both dated Alotta Fagina.
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Date: 2014-04-21 04:29 pm (UTC)"...though for something so secretive, there sure were a lot of people who knew about it."
If it were a Secret Chamber, that would be a problem, but it's a Chamber OF Secrets, which means that so long as no one knows what goes on INSIDE the chamber (the aforementioned secrets), it qualifies. (Actually, the correct answer is ALSO a chamber of secrets!)
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Date: 2014-04-21 07:02 pm (UTC)On the other hand, maybe carob is actually more palatable now! Nah, what'm I thinking...
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Date: 2014-04-22 04:07 am (UTC)2) I've already got that bleeping song from Frozen in my head when just reading jokes about it and I've not watched the movie. I'm scared of what my research paper (which requires me to watch Disney Princess movies) is going to do once I watch the movie.
3) OVAL all, all the answers made me laugh!
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Date: 2014-04-22 12:57 pm (UTC)LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO THIS SONG, IT WILL KILL ME SLOOOOOOOW
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