LJ Daily Answers: 28 March 2012

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Yeah, it's a bit late this time. Sorry about that. Guess I got dee-stracted.

1. Alexandra Zuck was better known by which stage name?

“Deep Throat. YOU CAN'T DISPROVE IT! SHE COULD BE!" - loopychew, tinamachina

“Hurr hurr hurr, 'Zuck' sounds like the offspring between 'fuck' and 'suck'. Dude, this question totally zucks! (But I say it with love.)" - kenshardik

"Sandra Winz! Not Zucks" - vayshti

"Mrs. Danny Zuko" - germankitty

"Zpit Don't Zwallow" - alfvaen

"A to Z." - primavera

"The Great Zucchini" - ntlespino

"Mark Zuckerberg" - 7 of you

“Foxxy Cleopatra." - la_trombonista

"Look at me I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed
I can't I'm Sandra Dee" - etumukutenyak

Correct Answer: Sandra Dee



2. Who was the lead singer for the band Twisted Sister?

“The Singing Nun." - drbear

"Kehnotted Kehnickers" - vayshti

"Sandra Dee Snyder" - THALEN

"Dee Dee Snider, who spent his childhood rocking out in his brother's laboratory" - la_trombonista

"True story--a few weeks back, I let my 8 year old watch the video for 'We're Not Gonna Take It' on YouTube. You know what he said to me afterwards? 'Mommy, when I grow up can I dress like that pretty girl on YouTube?'. Yes, yes you can." - ifeedformula

"Dee Snider testified before Congress alongside Frank Zappa and John Denver to register objections to 'explicit lyrics' warnings label laws. Nothing funny about this, all three were (and are) fine upstanding citizens and deserve our respect" - squeegibo, tweeti

(I just feel that having Dee Snider, Frank Zappa, and John Denver sitting together has to violate some kind of Law of Musical Thermodynamics. -CV)

“Dee Snyder. My mind is so full of trivial crap like this that it's no wonder I have no idea what the hell a Higgs-Boson particle is." - kenshardik

"I was going to say Dee Snider, but as this is the LJDQ, it's gotta be Sting, right? Right?" - germankitty

Correct Answer: Dee Snider



3. What actor played all of the Oompa-Loompas in the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"?

"Danny Devito" - THALEN

(Now THAT movie would have been worth watching. -CV)

"Mr. T" - alfvaen

(That movie too. "Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo, Here's where I say 'I pity the foo'". -CV)

"Andy Serkis. No longer content with Gollum, he got the oompa thing going on" - akiyasan

"Deep Purple" - germankitty

"Deep Six" - tinamachina

(Deep Six is jerks. -CV)

“Deepak Chopra" - zihuatanejo

"Snooki. She didn't require any makeup" - n5iln

"John Boehner. He's been orange ever since" - drbear

"Tom Cruise. Because he's short! Ha! I SLAY me!" - kenshardik

"Madrox, the Multiple Man" - i_calql8

(While Jamie Madrox cannot make negative copies of himself, the Geek of the Week Award can always come with -1 copies of points. -CV)

“When it comes to little people and acting, my knowledge begins and ends with Verne troyer. So I'm going with that." - freezer818

"Tyrion Lannister" - seekingferret, darthparadox

“Roy Deep, I'm presuming because Peter Dinklage was busy with a more successful career." - loopychew

(He should have stopped at the remake of "Death at a Funeral". -CV)

"Grunka lunka gobblety gaysis, the name of Deep Roy's on a need to know basis." - squeegibo

Correct Answer: Gundeep Roy



4. National Periodical Publications changed its name in 1977 to what?

(All the menstrual jokes for this question boil down to one thing:)
"The Monthly Rag" - vayshti

“I am the very publisher of comic periodicals
That gave you Batman fighting many villains, all maniacal
And Superman, with powers of an origin Kryptonical
While Wonder Woman's might is based on stories mythological!" - darthparadox

(+3, lyricalicious. -CV)

“The Daily Bugle" - freezer818

“What's on the second shelf." - seferin

“Hustler" - ntlespino, THALEN

"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a better marketing strategy!" - REVHHKITTY

"The World Wrestling Federation" - kenshardik

(I think WWF wrestling and WWF wildlife should have merged. The World Wildlife Wrestling Federation would pit The Rock against Giant Pandas. How could that NOT be awesome? -CV)

"Publisher of National Periodicals, abbreviated P=NP" - seekingferret

“The Goddamn National Periodical Publications." - usmu, etumukutenyak

“You down with NPP? Yeah, you know me!" - tinamachina

"Periodical? Who reads those things anymore? Shouldn't news be condensed to quick little bursts so I can move on?" - akiyasan

Correct Answer: DC Comics

"In Rome, it's 600" - i_calql8



5. 6 June 1944 is more commonly known as what?

“'Ach du lieber! Scheissen!' Tag" - zihuatanejo

“June 6, 1944, the way REAL AMERICANS list dates, none of that EuroCrap." - drbear, kenshardik, squeegibo

"CV's birthday. No wait, that's too harsh" - akiyasan

(-1, and git off mah lawn, you young whippersnapper! -CV)

“Tuesday" - seferin, freezer818, thepikey, mandydax
"For you, the day the Allied forces graced the beaches of Normandy was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday." - loopychew

(+1, Street Fighter. -CV)

"My friend Donna's birthday, 20 years before she was born. Oddly enough, she's rather... chesty so we call her 'Double D'. I guess that would make it Triple D Day?" - REVHHKITTY

“The 'sell-by' date on the last box of Twinkies I bought." - n5iln

"Lets all go to the beach day" - usmu

"The invasion of Norman-Dee" - JENNA_THORN

"D Best Day Ever for our Allies" - la_trombonista

"In French, they called it 'Jour-J'." - alfvaen

Correct Answer: D-Day



6. Describe yourself. Feel free to embellish.

“Bigger than a breadbox" - seferin

“In keeping with the theme: My moobs are Double Ds." - zihuatanejo

"I maintain a consistent teddy bear shape" - drbear
(...and then, two days later:)
"on 22 Feb. 2010 your no. 6 question was 'describe yourself' and I used the same answer. Glad to know I am consistent in my anwer-fu." - drbear

(Yeah, well, these freeform questions are tough. Sometimes I recycle and I don't even know it. -CV)

“I'm just this guy, you know?" - darthparadox

(Thank you, Mr. Beeblebrox. -CV)

“They call me... the jackal." - seekingferret

"I am many things, but mostly water" - squeegibo

“Possible future Queen of England. No serious. Me and Prince Harry. On it." - meloglas

“I used to have DDD boobs. Now I'm a G cup- though I need new bras and I have been losing weight..." - la_trombonista

“I'm supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." - usmu

"My waistline is pretty well embellished at the moment. With the tasty remnants of prawn cocktail pringles" - vayshti

"I am the Blob--but I have a good sense of humor, and I engulf far fewer people than you have been led to believe" - primavera

“I am the terror that flies through the night! I am the Metrocard that takes three swipes to read! I am the Goddamn Darkwing Duck!" - tinamachina

“It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail." - thepikey

(+1, Snatch. +1 to me for saying Snatch. -CV)

"ribbons in my hair, tinsel over my shoulders, lampwork glass dangling from my fingers, bobbles on my socks, glitter in my hair, seqiuns on my eyelids, bells on my toes" - JENNA_THORN

"Abnormally tall. Heavily tattooed. Natural blonde. Fake redhead. Easily agitated. Extremely sarcastic. Currently on fire. (One of these things is false.)" - REVHHKITTY

(Yeah, you aren't really very sarcastic at all. -CV)

“Well, my fabulous girlfriend thinks I'm hot; my son thinks I'm mean, and my ex -- ha, we don't care what she thinks! My dogs think I'm the greatest, and my cats think I'm supposed to feed them now. I think I could lose a few pounds, and I think my toast is on fire. BRB." - etumukutenyak

“I am She Who Must Be Obeyed at all times, except by my cats, my husband, and everybody else in the world, apparently. Dammit." - tweeti

“I'm the quintessential German -- groß, blond, blauäugig, trinkfest und arbeitsscheu!" - germankitty

“
I may have embellished a little." - mandydax

(So are you doing the butt-grabbing, or are you the one being grabbed? Also, which of your parts have been "embellished"? -CV)

"Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice." - n5iln

(I hereby dub thee "Twilight". -CV)



And that's dee way it is. Apologies again for the deelay; I was unavoidably deetained at the DMV and had some other deestractions. I won't deemean you with a DJ joke here. It's a deel.

See you all soon for more quizly goodness!

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