Lamb, Jam, Damn, Qwham

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Holy Thursdays, Batman! There's just a week left in the year, and that means people should finish their holiday shopping, write the school semester off, take a break from work, and most importantly play this week's quizly goodness! Remember, every time you play the quiz, Santa donates a kitten to your local Chinese restaurant. General Tso's Kitteh is delicious.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and happy day off of work for those who get it, and for everyone else, well, just drink up. It's the right thing to do.

Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I like the exploding version too (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_33SBlAAUE&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_602079).

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Everything is better with explosions. Even kittehs.

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to exploding pudding on Saturday.

*note to drunken chefs: make sure you pierce that plastic film before you microwave*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, splosion pudding. Ingredients: eggs, sugar, cream, cocoa, trinitrotoluene, vanilla extract, nutmeg, C4. Add long candle for decoration/ignition fuse. Serve far away from self.

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

"Consumption of TNT produces red urine through the presence of breakdown products and not blood as sometimes believed".

Mmmm tasty.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It is unsettling that this statement a) has been discovered to be true and b) needs to be made, since it implies that c) someone has consumed liquid TNT and d) peed something reddish that might be mistaken for blood and e) panicked like a crazy fool.

This is why chemists aren't allowed to drink.