Licking Juice Doesn't Quench

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Have you played this week's quiz yet? You must play and tell ten other people to play, or something bad will happen to a kitten. And by bad I probably mean tasty. In fact, if you play the quiz, you may eat a kitten, because it's a known fact that more people do not play the quiz than do play. So, in summary, kittens are up for noshing. Unless you're vegetarian, in which case you may eat a tofitten. Eeeeewwww.

Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[many-from-one.livejournal.com]

I don't need your permission to eat kittens, LJDQ! I am a free spirit! Freeeeeee!

*does quiz, noms kitten*

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Are tofuppies still kosher?

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

Unless you're vegetarian, in which case you may eat a tofitten. Eeeeewwww.
Or kitten poop, which most meat-eaters imagine would taste better than tofu...

Well, actually, I like tofu, but I wouldn't want it to be the singular ingredient in a dish, like the Tofu turkeys sold in the US. I really think that if you are giving thanks, there are better veg meals to be thankful for than tofu...
Tofu should only be for stir-fries and Japanese food. =D
Here, we have perfected the veg protein fake meat idea. Stuff that actually tastes and feels like chicken schnitzel is sold here. Tofu is therefore obsolete!