Lacking Jazz: Dancing Queen

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Once more Thursday graces us with its presence, and we wonder where the time goes. It goes nowhere, of course; time is just an illusion, and illusions are magical. It doesn't "go" anywhere. The quiz doesn't "go" anywhere either, but we do have a statute of limitations based on the arbitrary value of "time" and its ability to "go" places. So, you should also "go" to this week's quiz and play before time "runs" out. Of course it doesn't really run either; time has no legs. Only arms. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Ok, I'll shut up now. Just play, or the cephalopods will come for you:


Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[sifrid.livejournal.com]

Some seriously bizarrely cute cephalapods.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

They just want to hug you! In their crushing tentacular embrace!

[jhirat-dai.livejournal.com]

That's definitely tentacular crushing, no? Because that's not what I read to start with. Ouch.

G

[sifrid.livejournal.com]

Their shiny colors are there to distract pretty Japanese school girls to their crushing rape-squeeze.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=493

[tarnera.livejournal.com]

They glow in the dark! If I had one of those as a pet (a little one!) I'd never need a night-light again!
...not that I have one now...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Testicular crushing is a no-no. Especially when tentacles are involved. BAD CEPHALOPOD!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Anime! Now with 50% more cephalopods! Because nothing says "young love" like a shitton of tentacles.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it would be an EEEEEEEVIL night light, sitting in its tank staring at you, glowing with a sinister light, plotting against you, waiting for your eyes to close one final time...

[tinamachina.livejournal.com]

Which reminds me, I had this great calamari with beer-batter fried veggies at Disney World.

[tarnera.livejournal.com]

Well, I really like cats, and don't they pretty much do the same thing? Except for the glowing...

Unless it was a radioactive cat! Oh, I know what pet I want now!!!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... calamari. Best use of cephalopods ever.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9833107-1.html

Ask and ye shall receive.

[billfl.livejournal.com]

Ewww! That thing'll leave suqid marks!

[adalger.livejournal.com]

Can't sleep. Squids will eat me.

Monay 6/22 is almost over!

[cholma.livejournal.com]

LJDQ, LJDQ,
Why have thou forsaken me?
I've answered your questions, Bridgekeeper, now show us Teh Funneh!

:(

Re: Monay 6/22 is almost over!

[fictionalsolace.livejournal.com]

I agree.

LJDQ-reading is a necessary part of my Monday routine. I felt all empty inside today.

Re: Monay 6/22 is almost over!

[tinamachina.livejournal.com]

Even Bob Geldof would like Mondays if he read LJDQ.

Re: Monday 6/22 is almost over!

[cholma.livejournal.com]

It's become obvious to me that CV collected all our answers and absconded off to Aruba with them.

He's probably drunk off his ass right now (okay, not that unusual) and is rolling around in the printed comments on the floor of his little island bungalow, laughing maniacally (again, not that unusual).

DAMN YOU CHAOSVIZIER

Re: Monday 6/22 is almost over!

[cholma.livejournal.com]

Well now I just want to shoot the whole day down!

[ntlespino.livejournal.com]

I want my funneh T.T