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And a big hearty welcome to our four year two hundred quiz extravaganza!



1. King John of England signed which document on June 15th, 1215?

"Unfortunately I'm too much of a Yank to know anything about England from before the 16th century. And by 'England', I mean the Colonies. And by 'Yank', I mean community college student." - [livejournal.com profile] lookatmesparkle

"He was a king, do you honestly think he only signed one document that day?" - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans

(It was a special day. -CV)

"It would've been so much cooler if he had signed it in December, so it would be 12/15/1215. I mean, come on, that's awesome. All major documents should be signed in such a way." - [livejournal.com profile] dreamsphoto

"They had paper back then? I thought they used, like, papyrus...or something." - [livejournal.com profile] fictionalsolace, [livejournal.com profile] rhiannonjk

(The kings especially liked writing on the flayed skins of peasants. -CV)

"The UPS receipt for his Air Johns." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

"A birthday card for his mum. It was two weeks late. As usual." - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"The Cart-a-Magnum, which over 750 years later was cited as the reason to make the first Dirty Harry movie." - [livejournal.com profile] jmthane

"The Magma Carta, allowing lava flows unrestricted access across England. Efforts to restrict lava flows again failed when they realised that lava flows wherever it fucking wants. And that's why all the lava-tories in the kingdom were henceforth known as Johns." - [livejournal.com profile] elvenpiratelady

"The Magma Carta, which stated that not even a king is above the lava." - [livejournal.com profile] scifantasy

"That would be the Magna Carta, the first time the people bitch-slapped the government into listening to them." - [livejournal.com profile] distaff_exile

"The Magna Carta, thus making resistance feudal." - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

"i want to say the magna carta, but i also want to think that the magna carta was signed by charlemagne, because both have 'great' in their names. but maybe johnny boy was great, too." - [livejournal.com profile] songquake

(Actually, John wasn't all that great, which was, in the end, the whole point. -CV)

"I'm guessing it's the Magna Carta because it's the only English document anyone on this side of the pond knows about." - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

(That's not true. We know about all those documents that Shakespeare guy wrote. -CV)

"I always picture that story with people tying him up with ropes and forcing him to sign it. There probably weren't ropes. But you never know....maybe they used 'em just for fun." - [livejournal.com profile] neblinaclara

"The Magna Carta, which says that even kings are subject to the law. It probably also says that King John was a sissy poopy-pants who sucks his thumb, but he still had to sign it." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

(And what did the Magna Carta do for us?)

"if I call correctly, gave each noble a really big cart" - [livejournal.com profile] kestrel127
"That all the toilets would be called Johns!" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"It laid some important foundations for democracy, so that, hundreds of years later, Bush could use it as his 'Removing Obstacles to Becoming Dictator' checklist." - [livejournal.com profile] alkion04

Correct Answer: The Magna Carta

"Also known as 'Lovely castle you got here, your majesty, be ashame if it caught on fire'" - [livejournal.com profile] reliantfc3



2. In chemistry, which law is summarized as "for a fixed amount of gas kept at a fixed temperature, P and V are inversely proportional"?

"Fart jokes... 17?" - [livejournal.com profile] avron

(Good call. -CV)

"you lost me at 'in chemistry...'" - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans

(Science is scary. -CV)

(Besides, even for folks who were not lost there, Boyle's Law and Charles' Law confused 7 potential scientists. -AL)

"Ugh, chemistry. I wish we could go back to a time when everyone just chalked things up to people being witches, being cursed by God, blaspheming, etc etc." - [livejournal.com profile] lookatmesparkle

"D in Chem I and II, thank you very much. All I remember from Chem is something about moles and playing with fire." - [livejournal.com profile] allie_the_neko

"'P and V inversely proportional?' Man, straight people got some fucked up kinks. I don't even wanna know about the gas." - [livejournal.com profile] twbubbles

"Oh, 'inversely proprotional' alright. P and V get jiggy with it, if you know what I mean" - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

"The First Law of Thermodynamics is, 'Don't Talk About Thermodynamics.' The Second Law of Thermodynamics is 'Don't Talk About Thermodynamics.'" - [livejournal.com profile] fax_celestis

"Newton's Third Law of 'If we don't assume this, we may as well admit we don't know how anything works, guys'" - [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe

"The 'You Smelt It, You Dealt It' Law." - [livejournal.com profile] distaff_exile, [livejournal.com profile] drbear

"the great expectation that may or may not be proven true when quarks are involved." - [livejournal.com profile] songquake

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - [livejournal.com profile] woap

(+1, The Simpsons. I think. -CV)

"Ooh, a thermodynamics question. That really gets my blood Boyling. I understand that isn't ideal, but it's definitely a gas!" - [livejournal.com profile] spatialrift47

"Boyle's law, which relates to PV=nRT, which spells out pervert if you're dyslexic and have blurry vision. Or are just dirty-minded." - [livejournal.com profile] speckled_llama
"or as we said it in freshman chem, 'pee vee equals nurt.' Hee hee, nurt." - [livejournal.com profile] uadlika

"thinly-sliced cabbage in a mayonnaise sauce is Cole's Law." - [livejournal.com profile] david_deacon, [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

Correct Answer: Boyle's Law

"Not to be confused with Boil's Law which states that watched pots boil in relatively more time than unwatched ones." - [livejournal.com profile] mathnerd



3. The 38th parallel north is especially known for separating which two countries?

"I know the answer to the first three questions, and I still can't figure out the theme. Grr." - [livejournal.com profile] chezmax

(As expected, most of you know this solely because of watching M*A*S*H. Carry on. -CV)

"'Especially known'? What else is it known for? How many opportunities for fame and fortune do you get when you're a parallel?" - [livejournal.com profile] alaniaflamestar

"Paraguay and Uruguay. There's something shifty about those guays..." - [livejournal.com profile] kestrel127

(They never invited Nicaragua over, and they all know y. -CV)

"Kirk vs. Picard trekkers. (Or is it trekkies? I can never keep it straight.)" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"North Latveria & South Latveria (Dr. Doom was not amused)" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"Boliva and Peru! Oh, wait, that's Lake Titicaca, with waters so tranquil and blue." - [livejournal.com profile] dreamsphoto

"Guilder and Florin." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

(+1, The Princess Bride. -CV)

"Care-A-Lot and whatever the hell you call the My Little Pony country." - [livejournal.com profile] profsparky

"Dolly Parton and Twiggy...oh, not that 38..." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

"South Boob and North Boob? Because nobody likes the shelflike uniboob. You must lift and seperate." - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

"Fifty-four forty or fight!" - [livejournal.com profile] rachelkachel

"Remember when they did that on I Love Lucy? And I think on Laverne and Shirley. That old "tape down the middle of the room" thing really doesn't ever work because someone always gets the kitchen and someone always gets the bathroom. Sucks to be on the bathroom side. At least whoever gets the kitchen can pee in the sink, but man... you run out of things to eat when all you've got is toothpaste." - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"I've always wondered exactly what it's meant to be parallel to. I mean, if it's just parallel to all the other parallels that's a bit arbitrary isn't it?" - [livejournal.com profile] opportunemoment

"North and South Korea. Which one is the weird one that nobody is allowed to enter? I think it's North. They apparently steal children for strange government experiments." - [livejournal.com profile] destiny2909

(Oh come on, everyone does that. -CV)

"The Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Republic of Korea. In Model UN everyone usually wants to be the DPRK, because you can act batshit crazy and still be on policy. It's pretty awesome...if you're into that sort of thing...which I might be." - [livejournal.com profile] uadlika

(You can have a +1 for using the proper country names instead of just saying "north and south". -CV)

"I find it ironic that the Demilitarized Zone is one of the mose militarized areas in the world." - [livejournal.com profile] asrimal

Correct Answer: North and South Korea



4. Fun with pictures!

Who is the artist, and what is the title of this piece?


"I'm totally not guessing this week's theme" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

"OMG! It's culture! Everybody head for the bomb shelters!" - [livejournal.com profile] fictionalsolace

"'Paintalicious' by CV" - [livejournal.com profile] katiebgood

(Nice try there... but I'm on to your tricks! -CV)

"You see a classic French painting - I see a drunk naked girl!" - [livejournal.com profile] rhiannonjk

"As far as work is concerned, it's Red X by Proxy Server." - [livejournal.com profile] psywildfire

"OMG YOU STOLE THAT FROM DEV ART! ART THIEF!" - [livejournal.com profile] freezer818

"Room With A View by Guy W. Telescope" - [livejournal.com profile] nochi_san

"There's Something About Bathgirl." - [livejournal.com profile] ntlespino

"Amish Porn by Johnson Peter" - [livejournal.com profile] jenny_1981

"Topless Woman Watching Wicker by Randy Inmate" - [livejournal.com profile] fmh

"I don't know but she looks like a right slut with her legs spread open like that. [livejournal.com profile] chaosvizier picked this one didn't he?" - [livejournal.com profile] killabee886

"Gillian Anderson w/ her Top Off by Ed Grubermann" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"Van Gogh - Miley Cyrus Photoshoot c.1834." - [livejournal.com profile] opportunemoment, [livejournal.com profile] notorious_oit, [livejournal.com profile] dreamsphoto, [livejournal.com profile] treerad

"Degas in his when-the-dancers-are-too-old-to-be-a-pedophile's-dream phase. This one is called 'Skidmark.'" - [livejournal.com profile] mistressjennfer

(13 others agreed that it looked like something Degas would do. Van Gogh got 7 votes. -CV)

"Renoir's 'The Boring Side'" - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

"Monet: Nekkid Wimmin Yey" - [livejournal.com profile] woap

"Monet, and that the title is 'This Girl Doesn't Know I'm Watching Her Undress.'" - [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista

"Sigmung Freud Jr. painted it for his brother, and it's entitled 'Your Mom'" - [livejournal.com profile] eleventh_guard

"My mother. 'Sulking is NOT getting your room clean, young lady! And put on a shirt! The neighbours might see.'" - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"Its official name is Topless Woman With Gumboots And Strange Wicker Creations, but it's more commonly known as Honestly Officer, I Bought Those Pictures For My Research by Name Withheld." - [livejournal.com profile] elvenpiratelady

"Roman Polanski?" - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

"'OMG hawt nekkid chick' by The Fastest-Painting Perv Ever." - [livejournal.com profile] blunder_buss

"Fuck the symbolism, that picture makes no sense. Why would you be staring, topless, at a wall?" - [livejournal.com profile] puredeadthingy

"Who cares what it's called? The artist was obviously sitting/standing on the wrong side of her when he created the picture." - [livejournal.com profile] avron

"I keep thinking if that person turns around it's actually going to be a man sitting there with half a dress on...not that there's anything wrong with that." - [livejournal.com profile] is_bel

(Hey, it's French, anything goes! -CV)

Correct Answer: Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, "La Toilette"



5. James Coburn, Steve McQueen, and Charles Bronson all starred in "The Magnificent Seven", as we mentioned recently. What other film did they all star together in?

"there seems to be no easy theme here" - [livejournal.com profile] songquake

"Where is #5 from last time???" - [livejournal.com profile] judith_s

(We cut him up into itty-bitty pieces and called him 7, 8, 9, and 10. The rest we ate. -CV)

"The Manliest Movie Ever, rated P for instant pregnancy." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

"The Magnificent We-Couldn't-Get-the-Other-Four-Guys-Due-to-Schedule-Conflicts." - [livejournal.com profile] chershey

"The Magnificent Eight! All those guys, plus another guy! (Wait, did some of them die? We'll need some extra guys, or some zombies.)" - [livejournal.com profile] rikchik

"The Seven Samurai Do Vegas" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"Rowing Home" - [livejournal.com profile] pyllgrum

"So You Think You’re a Badass?" - [livejournal.com profile] pfflyernc

"AWESOME, MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU SPEAK IT?" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"Testostoroney 2: Punch Everyone." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

"Yet Another Spaghetti Western? I know what you did in a spaghetti western last summer?" - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

"Death Wish IV: The Rebellious Seven" - ANONYMOUS

"Chicken Run." - [livejournal.com profile] spiralgirl1

"Air Bud" - [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe

"VH1's Where are they Now?" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"Ape Escape 2! Good movie, better video game." - [livejournal.com profile] fictionalsolace

"The Brits Do All The Work As Per Reality, While A Completely Made-Up American Rides Around On A Motorcycle Because Steve McQueen Insisted." - [livejournal.com profile] scifantasy

Correct Answer: The Great Escape



6. Which country has won the most World Cup tournaments?

(Sorry, more detail needed: Soccer, or "football", as it's sometimes called. -CV)

(Also, automatic -1 for all Quidditch-based guesses. Too easy! -CV)

"oh lord - this isn't a quiz, it's a Freakin TEST! my ADD self will never finish." - [livejournal.com profile] rhiannonjk

"GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!" - [livejournal.com profile] twbubbles

"Well, the U.S. would have if we had invented that game. Pardon us for knowing how to use our HANDS!" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

(Number of other Americans who don't have a clue: 8. -CV)

"It may or may not have been America (I honestly don't know), but either way America still wins. Because if we don't, we're gonna start blowing other countries up, eventually. Better watch out." - [livejournal.com profile] lookatmesparkle

(I suddenly envision this conversation taking place:
"Rumblerumblerumble..."
"He made a fair call. Rumbling about it won't help you."
"Let them have it. It's not wise to upset the Americans."
"But sir, no one worries about upsetting France."
"That's because France doesn't drop a whole mess of bombs when they're losing. The Americans have been known to do that."
"...I see your point. I suggest a new strategy, France: Let the Yankees win." -CV)

"The only thing this Yankee knows about soccer is that David Beckham is a twit and high school/college boy's soccer teams are paradoxically attractive. Yay skinny white boys!" - [livejournal.com profile] jessicamariek

"China. They produce all those jerseys and shorts and crap. They must make a killing selling it." - [livejournal.com profile] woap

"Narnia. Seriously. Don't screw with the giant polar bears. Evil witches make some pretty snappy pottery." - [livejournal.com profile] aesriella

"Probably the one who's bribed the most officials or referees or whatever they're called." - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

"Nintendo" - [livejournal.com profile] profsparky

"Belgium? That seems like the kind of thing they'd do. Out of spite." - [livejournal.com profile] nochi_san

(I'm not sure spite earns you bonus goals in soccer... -CV)

"Deutschland! über futbol" - [livejournal.com profile] fictionalsolace

"Assuming we're talking real football, unfortunately Brazil. But Germany is even with 'em on being finalists, so there! (Incidentally, don't mention Italy and the 2006 World Cup. WE WAS ROBBED!)" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"Gonna take a shot in the dark and say... Mexico. Those crazy Mexicans are always playing soccer, when they aren't eating tacos and ninja-ing across the border." - [livejournal.com profile] allie_the_neko

"I'm going to guess Brazil and then further guess that you'll get a lot of people posting that awesome Brazilian volley ball team picture." - [livejournal.com profile] kestrel127

(You mean this one? -CV
)

"Brazil. They've got an awful lot of coffee there. Might explain why the players are so fast." - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"Brazil. The land of the sexiest men, the coolest language, and a national requirement to be able to dance in four styles not your own." - [livejournal.com profile] mathnerd

Correct Answer: Brazil



7. Fun with lyrics! Name the artist and the song:
Just an urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line


"That's not on RockBand is it? Then I have no idea." - [livejournal.com profile] panda_check

(You and me both. -CV)

"Is it that song from the beginning of 'Aladdin'?" - [livejournal.com profile] distaff_exile, [livejournal.com profile] palapaloozaa, [livejournal.com profile] spatialrift47

"Strange, I don't remember this scene from 'Annie'." - [livejournal.com profile] katiebgood, [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina, [livejournal.com profile] destiny2909

"'Look Down', sung by Gavroche (and some other people)." - [livejournal.com profile] rachelkachel, [livejournal.com profile] jessicamariek

(+1, Les Miserables. -CV)

"'Feed me, Seymour' by Audry II" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

(+1, Little Shop of Horrors. -CV)

"That's the second verse to 'Chim Chim-eree, Sweeps Are As Lucky As Lucky Can Be.' When the happy drugs the sweeps are taking wear off." - [livejournal.com profile] bluetourmaline

"Britney Spears, 'Vision of the Future'" - [livejournal.com profile] eleventh_guard
"Britney Spears 'Yay Domestic Violence'." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42
"'OMG I'm Such A Skank', by Britney Spears." - [livejournal.com profile] fax_celestis

"Sound like something from Fraggle Rock" - [livejournal.com profile] dreamsphoto

"Sting, which in this case stands for STreet Inhabiting siNGer." - [livejournal.com profile] elvenpiratelady

"" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"'I Would Gladly Pay You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today,' by Wimpy." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear, [livejournal.com profile] mistressjennfer, [livejournal.com profile] lbmango, [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard, [livejournal.com profile] jmthane, [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula, [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8, [livejournal.com profile] killabee886

"Take me down to the Emerald City, where the girls are green and the grass is pretty!" - [livejournal.com profile] woap

"It’s ridiculous how much I rock out to that song. And Axl must have Teflon vocal cords." - [livejournal.com profile] pfflyernc

"Axl Rose is The Artful Dodger in an all new, contemporary envisioning of the classic musical "OLIVER!" Set in Paradise City, this tale of high-tech criminals will steal your hearts while they steal your identity." - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"But what if I get to Paradise City, and the girls aren't pretty, and it's not my home? Huh, Axel Rose? What then? Are you willing to lie, pretty boy, you and your precious Guns N' Roses??" - [livejournal.com profile] rosefox8

"Once again my past as a hair metal fan comes back to haunt me. It's Paradise City by Guns 'n Roses. There goes any credibility I have as a soccer mom. Although I guess it's old enough that I can chalk it up to my youth, right?" - [livejournal.com profile] judith_s

Correct Answer: Guns N Roses, "Paradise City"

"'Guns N Roses went to Paradise City
All they got was this little ditty'
Okay, my poetry skills suck." - [livejournal.com profile] dragon_within



8. What place is a dimension "not only of sight or sound, but of mind"?

"What is this week's theme? crazy assed people?" - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans

"I'm getting tired here. Do we get a 20 minute rest break in the middle of this exam?" - [livejournal.com profile] rhiannonjk

"OK, I give up. What does the Twilight Zone have to do with Paradise City and Korea?" - [livejournal.com profile] pfflyernc

"I'm starting to wonder if there's a theme this week?" - [livejournal.com profile] dreamsphoto

(Ah, eight questions in and someone finally grasps the horror... -CV)

"Imagine if you will, a world where a daily quiz is given weekly. Where it has ten questions instead of six. Where there is more pudding and gin than a furry snack can dream of. You have entered the LJDQwilight Zone." - [livejournal.com profile] spatialrift47

"I misread that and thought it said 'What place is a dimension "not of sight or sound, but of mind"?' To that I would have answered, Helen Keller's home, obviously." - [livejournal.com profile] is_bel

"Nirvana! The Force! The Nexus! Poincare's Conjecture! Sex! Am I getting closer?" - [livejournal.com profile] alkion04

"is it the Architect's office from the Matrix Reloaded?" - [livejournal.com profile] opportunemoment

"The Intertubes?" - [livejournal.com profile] notorious_oit, [livejournal.com profile] rachelkachel

(That's more like a dimension of mindlessness. -CV)

"Arkham Asylum. Because it is all in your mind, so you can check out any time you like but you can never leave." - [livejournal.com profile] bluetourmaline

"That bit of your brain that freezes when you bite icecream." - [livejournal.com profile] destiny2909

"New York" - [livejournal.com profile] eleventh_guard

"The Beyond past the Bed and the Bath." - [livejournal.com profile] nochi_san

"Bizarro World!" - [livejournal.com profile] fictionalsolace

"The Discovery Channel!" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"The Axis of Evil" - [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe

"Australia. Trust me, I live here." - [livejournal.com profile] the_zaniak

"The place where Nick Nolte goes after giving himself Roofies." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"The local library. Seriously, have you been to mine? This place is fucked up." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

"We're sorry, the number you seemed to have reach does not exist. Please try dialing a new mind, or try back again at a later time. Thank you." - [livejournal.com profile] queeney

"You have entered a hermetically sealed universe, surrounded by a sponge-like substance and filled with creamy guilty pleasure. You have entered--THE TWINKIE ZONE! DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO!" - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

(No more Hostess treats for you this week. -CV)

"The LJDQ-do-do-doo, Q-do-do-doooo." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear, [livejournal.com profile] elvenpiratelady
"...and now that's stuck in my head for the rest of the day." - [livejournal.com profile] katiebgood

"The Seventh House in the 5th Dimension." - [livejournal.com profile] mistressjennfer

(No, that's where Elvis lives now. -CV)

"It's a realm where William Shatner is and therefore, a place I do not want to be." - [livejournal.com profile] kestrel127

"In the Twilight Zone, the earth has baked, frozen, been conquered by aliens... but it's only one dimension? I call shenanigans." - [livejournal.com profile] woap

"'I have combined the DNA of the most evil animals to create the most evil animal of all!'
'Surprisingly it's man.'" - [livejournal.com profile] asrimal

Correct Answer: The Twilight Zone

"I'm glad The Twilight Zone got rid of the 'key of imagination' part...it's pretty stupid." - [livejournal.com profile] scifantasy



9. What tale pits Napoleon against Jones in a battle of control over some agricultural territory?

"I read that what pale tits three times in a row. So the answer, in honor of her pale tits, is Josephine." - [livejournal.com profile] judith_s

"Napoleon Dynamite 2: Electric Boogaloo." - [livejournal.com profile] rachelkachel

"Are they neighbors engaged in wacky hijinks trying to settle a land dispute over a couple feet difference of their property line? Because that would be funny." - [livejournal.com profile] woap

"Can anyone explain why I'm picturing Paul Bunyan right now?" - [livejournal.com profile] neblinaclara

"I don't know but there's probably a Disney version of it somewhere." - [livejournal.com profile] freezer818

(Now that would surprise me. -CV)

"Agricultural territory? Really? THAT'S what they call spoils of war? 'Yes! I won! Now...to..farm..'" - [livejournal.com profile] is_bel

"The only thing coming to mind when I hear 'agricultural' is the following adage: 'The voluminous expansion of subterranean bulbous growths is reciprocally proportioned to the IQ of the agriculturist'. Not ALL patooties are more equal than others, yanno." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"Finally someone that wasn't merely trying to keep up with the Joneses." - [livejournal.com profile] avron

"A tale of epic proportions!" - [livejournal.com profile] jechocochan

"Doctor Who and the Battle of Waterloo" - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"Indiana Jones and the Battle of Versailles." - [livejournal.com profile] spiralgirl1, [livejournal.com profile] cmseward
"Jones? Indiana Jones? I have no idea but it sounds like a battle of Epic Hats." - [livejournal.com profile] uadlika

"Chicken Run." - [livejournal.com profile] jmthane

"Dude, Where's My Farm?" - [livejournal.com profile] spatialrift47

"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" - [livejournal.com profile] notorious_oit, [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

"The Children of the Corn" - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

"all I can think of is one of those Sunny D commercials, except with Jones Soda." - [livejournal.com profile] nikipound

"Napoleon vs. Davy Jones would be a hell of an awesome crackfic. I mean, Cthulhu's bastard son by a Scottish whore vs. a short guy with a god complex? Win!" - [livejournal.com profile] jessicamariek

(That sounds like a better book than the actual answer. -CV)

"What a letdown on the second name. It should be something more like, oh I dunno, Napoleon vs. Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dongle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm." - [livejournal.com profile] profsparky

"The battle of the Ukraine? didn't know there were that many Russians named 'Jones'" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

(Well, really, they were called Zhoneski, but INS simplified it when they immigrated. -CV)

"Animal House. I'm 100% sure of this." - [livejournal.com profile] fictionalsolace

(...eh, close enough. -CV)

"Animal Farm, where, similar to the place I work, All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others." - [livejournal.com profile] donutsweeper

"Animal Farm--I read it when I was 9 and couldn't see what all the fuss was about. I reread it when I was 13. A few years ago, I learnt all about Stalinist Russia in History. I'm still not sure I get it all." - [livejournal.com profile] puredeadthingy

(Really, it boils down to a simple fact: Pigs are evil and will plot against you, so kill them and turn them into sweet tasty bacon now while you have the chance. -CV)

Correct Answer: Animal Farm

"I like Babe better...He was nicer than Napoleon. Cuter and much cuddlier." - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti



10. What would you do if you made it to your 200th birthday?

"I'd probably still be trying to figure out this week's theme." - [livejournal.com profile] theninth

"hookers and blow." - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans, [livejournal.com profile] songquake, [livejournal.com profile] pfflyernc
"Where a 'hooker' is a cane and 'blow' refers to breathing." - [livejournal.com profile] treerad

"Your mom." - surprisingly, only 5 of you. How restrained!

"I'd probably spend three hours on LiveJournal and then go out for a nice dinner at a Japanese restaurant. That or flash my boobs at random people, and then die laughing." - [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista

"Century 2: 7/12/2172. The numbers are a palindrome!" - [livejournal.com profile] rikchik

(Happy Birthday, last week! Or is that 7 December? -CV)

"Cry, because given the level of tech today all my peeps would be dead. AND that would be the only bodily function I had control over anymore..." - [livejournal.com profile] raphsody606

"The same thing I do every birthday, Pinky - try to take over the world!" - [livejournal.com profile] rachelkachel

"I don't know... would LJDQ still be around?" - [livejournal.com profile] dragon_within

(I'm pretty sure that by then we actually WILL be able to telepathically draw the funny straight from your brains. So, woohoo! -CV)

"If I were a buffalo, I would celebrate my bison-tennial." - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

"Throw a party worthy of Bilbo Baggins, and invite at least half the Shire." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

(That's for eleventy-one. At two hundred, you need the whole Shire. -CV)

"Call the fire department to put out the five-alarmer on my cake." - [livejournal.com profile] ntlespino

"Yell at those damn centagenarian kids who keep messing up my gardenias." - [livejournal.com profile] eleventh_guard
"back in MY day, we didn't have our birthdays handed to us on a platter! No sir, we had to work our butts off just to live another day, let alone a whole year! Uphill both ways!" - [livejournal.com profile] alaniaflamestar
"Tell the kids to get off my space station lawn!" - [livejournal.com profile] bluetourmaline
"Tell kids to 'Get off my lawn!' with the power of my mind." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"Grab a bunch of scientists by the shirt and say, 'Gimme my flying car already! I've been more than patient.'" - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

"Take a trip to Ringworld and hang out with a Pierson's Puppeteer." - [livejournal.com profile] rosefox8

(+1, Ringworld. -CV)

"Call the pension company to ask for a raise." - ANONYMOUS

"Do the Cha-Cha Slide. You know it's still gonna be around." - [livejournal.com profile] neblinaclara

(God save us all... -CV)

"Streak down the mall in DC, probably very slowly. What are they going to do? I'm 200 years old!" - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

"Probably have to do a million interviews with every news agency in the world, desperate for anything resembling news, about how I'd survived for so long." - [livejournal.com profile] jmthane

"I'd throw one hell of a party. It'd be a Frat style kegger. There would be NOTHING COOLER than a 200 year old chick doing a keg stand." - [livejournal.com profile] panda_check



In celebration of our stunning age and persistence, we offered a quiz with absolutely no theme. Why? Because... ponies. But it's true, since 19 July 2004 we've been running, and this is quiz #200. Crazy talk, I know!

But still, we're glad there are still people here who enjoy the quiz. Way back then we started off with thirty watchers and about fifteen players, and now... well, progress! So thanks to everyone who plays and watches and lurks and pimps and enjoys. Thanks to you, we're still here! Or something like that.

Tune in tomorrow for more fun-filled action-packed quizly goodness! Come on out and play- it's oodles of fun!

Rock On!

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