Lay, Jay, Day, Quay

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

March: In like lion, out like lamb? You be the judge.

There is something called "March Madness" that happens around this time of year, but yadda yadda, sports, blah blah. The only sport you should be ready for is the year-round seasonless game of the mind, that contest of comedy, that tension over trivialities, the thrilla in the journilla, the ljdq, featuring this week's quiz! You too can pit your skills against the champ and see how you fare. Be bold! Be strong! Give it all you've got, and then "Eye Of The Tiger" will be playing in your mind too! You know you want some!

Hmmmm, eye of the tiger...

Comments

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Pod Six is part of Norway!

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

"Thrilla in the journilla"...? chaosvizier, you need better writers.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

March Madness? Meh. Bring on the major league season! GO CUBS!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

They totally are. More like Snoreway!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not hiring no union jerks. They'll strike on me, and be out for six months, and then where will the quiz be? Rehashing old quizzes, that's where! Not that we've never done that or nothin'... but still. I'll write my own material. Sometimes you just gotta stretch a little, is all. ;-)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Double Meh. Bring on the Olympics! I wanna see people get ALL MESSED UP! On a GLOBAL SCALE!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Then you need to see MXC on Spike, and Ninja Warrior and Unbeatable Bansuke on G4. These hit a 10 on the Messing Up Awesomely at Awesomely Messed-Up Stuff Scale!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

That's not rain in Kenya...that's Norwegians peeing on them!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm familiar with MXC, one of the greatest things to hit TV since TV was invented. I've heard of Ninja Warrior, but never seen it yet. Might have to make a night of it one day...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's too cold to pee in Norway. They just shoot crushed ice out of their pee-holes. Kinda like sno-cones, except always yellow.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

If Kenya could literally pee on Pod Six, this is the probable best trajectory.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, good plan. We'll work out the math.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

*perk* Math? *salivates*

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Right you are, Ken! G4 has marathons of the Ninja Warrior on weekends. Stage One is where you get that People Getting All Messed Up that you crave so.

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

Unbeatable Banzuke is pretty much an entire show of just Stage Ones.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but with unicycles, stilts, BMX bikes, huge hammers, electrically charged bars, and walking on your hands! It's awesome, baby!

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the walking atop foam dominoes.

[naraht.livejournal.com]

Will write quizzes for points.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

::whispers huskily, "2+2=5 for large values of 2 or small values of 5" in i_calql8's ear::

[ifeedformula.livejournal.com]

Will write quizzes for cash. :D

real or SL$, either is fine with me