Quack, Dack, Jack, Lack

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hope all you Christmas-celebrating Quizlings had a merry Christmas, and that everyone else had a merry Whatevermas. In the spirit of giving, recall that we've given you an extra-large quiz with an extra-large amount of time to finish it. If all of you gave us answers, that would be a great holiday gift! Go on, you know you wanna!

Meanwhile, since it is the season, have some more baby snow leopards. Aren't they just adorable? And think how cute they'll look au jus, or maybe in fine tartare medallions... yum!


Go! Play! Take Quiz! Happy New Year, coming soon to a January near you!

Comments

[potassiumman.livejournal.com]

Your quest to eat assorted cute things is no longer shocking, CV. I think you need a new hobby with which to entertain us! Besides, these snow leopards look more likely to eat you than vice versa.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

They may LOOK like they would try to eat CV, but c'mon - they weigh about eight pounds apiece. They're appetizers!

[potassiumman.livejournal.com]

That is what they want you to think! Those things are eight pounds of terror. If old legends and myths have taught me anything, it's that any creature like that is actually an evil spirit out for revenge that neither bullets nor spells can stop until it tastes the flesh it desires!

Spoooooooooooky. Also not so delicious.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could adapt any of these recipes (http://www.bowhunting.net/susieq/bear.html) & have a delicious meal.

As for your superstitious hoo-hoo about those cats being demonic spirits, I say you've fallen for PETA's version of the Missionaria Protectiva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionaria_Protectiva#Missionaria_Protectiva). They will spread any lie they can to protect baaaaby animals.

[potassiumman.livejournal.com]

I haven't fallen for anything of PETA's. I just don't want CV to get eaten by snow leopards and stop working on the LJDQ. Better safe than sorry, you know.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

I must not wear fur.
Fear is the cub-killer.
Fear is the little-death that exterminates cuddly species.
I will reject the fur.
I will permit it to stay on the cuddlies and around them.
And when the cuddlies have gone past I will turn the camera eye to make a billboard ad.
When wearing fur is gone, there will be everything.
Only the animals will remain.

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

In Peoples Republic of San Francisco, tigers eat you!