Late Juice; Don't Quaff

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Behold the vastly improved timing of this final week in August! Quizzes on Tuesday and Reminders on Thursday³! None of this "one day late" jibba-jabba. We are a well-oiled machine¹!

Go play the quiz now, if you haven't done so! It beckons you, here as we head blindly towards a new season, a new semester, a new schoolyear, or a new September! Grab the bull by its horns! Carpe taurem²!

In fact, so traditional are we this week, that I shall eat something cute and fuzzy once more!


Go play! Take quiz! Hurry!

¹Quiz mods are not literally well-oiled. That would be quite nasty.
²This is obviously made-up Latin. Latin scholars, please refrain from reminding me of taurus's declensional structure kthxbaiusmaximus.
³And in other news, I have discovered that today is actually Wednesday. But fuck it, you're all reminded anyway. And I'm eating the damn panda too.

Comments

[fireworkfiasco.livejournal.com]

I do hope you toasted that properly. Undercooked raccoon (?) is the number one cause of impotence.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Check that alt-text! This be no raccoon, lad!

[fireworkfiasco.livejournal.com]

Oy, my apologies. My breasts are ridiculously ashamed.

[Basically my point is: I be no lad but lady fair and wan.]

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

You do realize that you're a day early with your reminder, as it's Wednesday, not Thursday. Or I've got a serious problem...

Also, hooray for Red Pandas. They have some at the zoo in my city, and they're the cutest damn things.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

OH GOD!

IT'S NOT THURSDAY!

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Nope. It's Wednesday. All day.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

you should always check chaosvizier's alt-text. funny stuff!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

we're making up for being late last week?

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

But how can we be sure? The seeds of doubt have been planted.

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Given the confusion with the date, I fear what will happen on Monday, when you're supposed to post the answers, but will instead be in an alcohol-induced coma because Labor Day gives you permission to get drunk on Sunday.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Apologies accepted and extended; it's hard to determine gender on the internet sometimes. Carry on.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Eh, it felt like Thursday. This saves me from having to remember tomorrow.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeeeee! Wednesday is Thursday at Carvel! And here too!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You will never know for certain. Besides, even as we speak, it is already Thursday in some distant land. Or not-so-distant, if you live over there.

[deza.livejournal.com]

Mmm, panda. Since he's a red, I'd recommend a merlot.

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

*sprays Roundup(tm) on your seeds of doubt*

[oceanica.livejournal.com]

I think it is sad that I didn't catch the Wednesday/Thursday thing, but instead nodded sagely and said "Yes, it is Thursday" in my head.

Damn it, only two days into classes and my brain is already cooked!

[halo4.livejournal.com]

When I first saw this post I freaked out and was sure I'd somehow lost an entire day in my Bioshock-playing haze. I was about to call work and tell make up some lame excuse as to why I wasn't there....

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That's ok. You get a +1 just because you're playing Bioshock. Which is what I'd really like to be doing right now, instead of sitting at work typing reminders a day early.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's good to know that some folks just accept our infinite wisdom as exactly that, rather than the infinitesimal wisdom that it occasionally is.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

And so the cosmic balance is righted yet again...a Wednesday post to offset the Friday post of last week. Works for me.

"Don't eat that! Don't you know that eating that can give you enormous breasts? Oh, my God, I'm too late!"

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Pandamonium has broken out!
(tempted to post this and add the caption WHO U CALLIN A RACKOON!)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Logical, Mr. Spock, perfectly logical.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I hope this won't lead to a pun pandaemic.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Basically, we average out to dead even. I think that's fair enough.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

We never panda to the lowest common denominator.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Yup, in the great scheme, we come in with a score of zero, and so do we exit. Nothing to take into the world, nothing taken out.

Except my comic book collection. Damned if I'm leaving that here.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

"Why go merlot, when you can call a cab(ernet)?"

--Dr. Frasier Crane

[drbear.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna be bambooed.

[blindgeoff.livejournal.com]

Wednesday is 'The New Thursday"

As usual, our LJDQ mods are ahead of the trends!

[billfl.livejournal.com]

I like that the footnotes are in non-numerical order. It boldly states, "We here at LJDQ aren't going to play the old rules, man! We can have three before one! We can have Thursday on Wednesday! We can have Worcestershire Sauce on our Panda!"

There. It's stating it now. Boldly!

[halo4.livejournal.com]

I should probably get a -100 since that's ALL I've done for the last few days. No laundry, no dishes, no nothing. And the girlfriend is kinda pissed...but she knew I was a video game dork from the start

[yak-boy.livejournal.com]

It's a Himalayan raccoon!

[(Anonymous)]

Puns being the lowest form of wit, it is only right to expanda our horizons.

Help?!

[themommage.livejournal.com]

Okay, so it is 10:23 AM and I just got in from work (due to a late meeting) and am now quite confused. Is it Thursday, or still Wednesday? Do I get the night off cuz it's Thursday, or do I have to go through ONE MORE MESSED UP MESS and straighten it out so day shift will look good? I know I have Friday off this week..... I think....

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Just bear with us a bit longer.

[katiebgood.livejournal.com]

http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2007/08/i-am-one-not-eating-bamboo.html

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!

Behold the circle of life! Panda eats bamboo. Then Gaiman eats panda. Dead Gaiman goes into ground and feeds bamboo. Voila!

Re: Help?!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Today is no longer yesterday, which was not Thursday, though it was implied that Thursday and yesterday were the same day, when in fact the day that is Thursday would be the day that was to follow yesterday, it being today, which is not Wednesday, as that is before Thursday.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Order is for wussies! If I were one of those wussies, I'd be called ordervizier. We thrive on chaos! BRING IT ON!

Mmmmm... worcestershire panda...

Re: Help?!

[themommage.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Now I've got it. I'm off tonight AND tomorrow night. (By only about 10° or so.)