Lime Juice: Delicious Quaffable?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

While we should all be civilized human beings and go forth for the betterment of mankind by playing this week's quiz, let us not forget that today is a day of glory and wonder, a moment etched forever in time, A Day That Rocks.

Happy Birthday, Bono, you wicked old bugger!

Everyone, go drink a Guinness. The power of Bono compels you!

...

Okay, enough of that. Chug your beer and answer the quiz. It'll make your answers better, I guarantee.

Comments

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Ahh, good ol' Vitamin G. Be sure and get your recommended daily allowance!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Drink two today, wouldya? You can be my designated drinker.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Surely! Just one of the many services I provide. In fact, is there anybody else out there who needs me to drink Guinness for them?

(If there's enough demand for it, this could be the beginning of a lucrative career! A dream job, if you will...)

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I wasn't planning on paying you, unless a +1 on the LJDQ counts as "pay".

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

... That works.

(How about if you just *buy* the Guinness for me? I mean, it only seems fair and all.)

[thereject.livejournal.com]

Lime juice could in fact be a delicious beverage, assuming you've gobbled some Synsepalum dulcificum (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/224570/the_sweet_taste_of_miracle_fruit.html).

[skfromstamford.livejournal.com]

I have to write final papers. I can't drink. Would someone hold on to my Guinness for about a week or so?

[umbralcorax.livejournal.com]

would it be wrong to mention i got a case of guinness for my birthday last week?

[babybokal.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should point out that two of these final papers SK is referring to are for a professor named O'Connell. I'm entirely sure he'd give any student who quaffed a Guinness for Bono's birthday a wink and a smirk and a little extra credit.