Leprechaun Juggles Ducks: Quacky!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

While the proverbial pot of gold might be found at the end of the rainbow, a pot of comedic gold is much easier to locate... if and only if you play this week's quiz. We will alchemically transform your leaden commentary into golden humor! How? With our super-secret Quiz-o-matic Answer Generator (patent pending). Step one: you give us answers. Step two: ? Step three: Funny! So come on out and try it! Like Mikey, we think you'll like it.

In honor of upcoming St. Irish day, everyone should go eat a snake.

Comments

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking quiz!

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Snake, a snake, oh aaaa snake....

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[antinomic.livejournal.com]

I got your snake right here, you babe-alicious quizlings!

Offer not open to chaosvizier or others of the convex persuasion.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

How about an eel?

Mmmm, unagi...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Our quiz is 100% snake free. Except for that time when it wasn't. (http://community.livejournal.com/ljdq/86568.html)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

The correct phrase, for those of you who know the movie, is "What we have here... is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I do love me some unagi. fizrep and I once ate all the eel in Arizona. That sounds curious, but it was true.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

"God damn bushmaster"
"Poisonous?"
"Yeah...but very tasty."

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Hm, well, if you're using the metaphor of snakes=pagans... I could probably convince my boyfriend to celebrate St. Patty's Day in an extra-special way.

No, wait, he's too damn Scottish. He celebrates St. Patty's Dat by wearing a shirt with the Scottish flag on it.

[gypsy-owl.livejournal.com]

It's sad that I wish I watching at that point for the sole reason that I would have gotten the reference to 'Hermes Stick' because of the RPG I'm in. And i would have called it Hermes stick, because making an innuendo about a phallic Greek god is just to dang amusing to me when I'm barely awake.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I wear orange. :D

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Steak and Blowjob Day was yesterday.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That's ok. Hopefully someday soon you'll get a quiz that will just speak to you and say "HERMES STICK WHEEEEEE!" and you'll be a happy panda.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I guess that makes today Snake and a Hand Job day, then.

[gypsy-owl.livejournal.com]

Or I'll giggle about it for the rest of the day and say it randomly and scare people even more with my seeming lack of sanity.

Either way. They are both made of win.

[conejodanz.livejournal.com]

"Aww, the Doobie Brothers broke up?"

[gogogidget.livejournal.com]

When I was a little kid, I spent the night over at my aunt and uncle's house because we were in town for a family thing. By house, I mean trailer in the middle of the woods in South Texas.

At some point during the night, I went to the freezer to get some ice for my water, and LO! THERE WAS A RATTLESNAKE, all curled up, poised to bite you in the face, and frozen solid.

...


It tasted like chicken.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

And oddly enough, it was completely unintentional.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

I like snakes! They feel like expensive boots.